KOHLER K-4636-0 Cachet Quiet-Close Elongated Toilet Seat, White
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Product Details
Manufacturer: KOHLERModel: 4636-0
Color: White
Product features:
- Quiet-Close functionality eliminates slamming and increases hygiene and safety
- Quick-Release functionality allows the seat to be removed easily from the toilet allowing for convenient cleaning
- Engineered to ensure a proper fit with subtle styling to complement toilets of many different designs
- Made of solid polypropylene ad is resistant to stains
- Elongated seat design to fit elongated bowls
Tools and Hardware Reviews of KOHLER K-4636-0 Cachet Quiet-Close Elongated Toilet Seat, White
Customer Review: Transformative Toilet Seat Epiphany
Summary: 5 Stars
Little did I suspect that purchasing this toilet seat would not only allow me to close the cover silently and make my commode easier to maintain in pristine cleanliness, but that it would also transform my perceptions of the universe, enable me to understand string theory, and launch me into what Kurt Vonnegut so accurately described as a "chronosynclastic infundibulum."
Yes, dear reader, as I settled myself on the brand new KOHLER K-4636-0 Cachet Quiet-Close Elongated Toilet Seat and began to get down to business, the wall across from me and above the tub shimmered and spontaneously transformed itself into a life size performance by none other than the famous Rockettes of Radio City Music Hall! It was not until their second number that I realized that my trousers were not properly pulled up and that I was in a public posture of digestive fructification rarely seen outside of Marine Corps latrines (pardon me, heads). Yet this was only the beginning.
As I watched in awe, unwilling to break the spell and close once again the doors of perception, the Rockettes commenced to grow in size and resolution! As they became larger and larger I perceived greater and greater detail: the warp and woof of their nylon stockings like massive fishing nets, beads of perspiration as big as hot air balloons, hair follicles the size of the Aral Sea, skin cells like the Great Salt Lake, bacteria as large as whales, cell nuclei like giant squids, bacterial strands of DNA like intertwined spiral staircases in a light house as tall as the moon, amino acids, molecules, atoms, quarks, Higgs Bosons!
And then the finale: enthroned upon my Kohler saddle I saw with perfect clarity the tiny, vibrating, string-like yet ineluctably mysterious bits of energy that are the fundamental building blocks of the universe: I became one with the Strings of String Theory.
The sense of wonder I experienced transformed my quotidian inner spirit from the pathetic slice of day old Wonder Bread it had always been to the unimaginably thrilling essence of a transcendent, divine figure in the form of Dionysus, hanging ten as I surfed the fabulous breakers of the chronosynclastic infundibulim.
I understood with brilliant clarity that I was somewhere, everywhere, and nowhere at the same time, yet this realization was as comfortable to me as curling up on a chilly night under a down comforter and looking forward to a good night of sleep and pleasant dreams.
Never in all my life and experience has any other elongated bowl toilet seat provided anything equal to the epiphany that accompanied my KOHLER K-4636-0 like the prizes of old in a box of Cracker Jack.
I plan to order a second one for the half bath. Five stars.
Description of KOHLER K-4636-0 Cachet Quiet-Close Elongated Toilet Seat, White
K-4636-0 Finish: White Shown in WhiteThis toilet seat is designed with simplicity in order to fit many different toilet bowls. It can be removed for easier cleaning and it has the Quiet-Close feature which increases its safety and causes the seat not to slam closed. Made solid polypropylene that is resistant to staining, fading, chipping and peeling makes this seat built to last. Choose from a variety of colors to match your bathroom. Features: -Available in several finishes- -Quiet-Close ensures safety and noise reduction -Quick-Release provides easier cleaning -Elongated seat design to fit elongated bowls -Fits all one- and two-piece toilets -Overall dimensions: 14.19'' W x 18.06'' D Cachet Specification Sheet Cachet Installation InstructionsPlumbing Fixtures & Faucets Tools
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